A bear walks into a bar and says,
"Give me a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic."
The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"
"I don't know," the bear replies, looking down at his feet.
"My father had 'em, too."