This is funny, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile, life is too short not to !!
LOL
Bahahahaahaahaahaahah!!!! :-D :-D :-D
...JP
may not be my minister but sounds like my congregation ;) !!!!!!!!!! thing is I would be at the river waiting :-D :evil: ;)
LOL FOC ROF LOL!!! Need to see if our new pastor has heard it! :-D
May be a good time for the fire department to train with the rural pumper truck!