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Title: 90 year old birthay
Post by: mtman1849 on September 24, 2008, 06:49:16 PM
A 90 year old man went into a bar and announced it was his birthday so another guy at the bar offered to by him a drink. He said ok I will have a scotch and 2 drops of water. well several people offered to by him drinks because after all living 90 years is quiet an accomplishment.  And each time he ordered a scotch with 2 drops of water. After awhile the bartender as why do or a scotch with just 2 drops of water. He said " at my age a man knows how to hold his liquor its the water we have trouble with :-D 
Title: Re: 90 year old birthay
Post by: JP on September 25, 2008, 12:59:39 AM
 ;)


...JP
Title: Re: 90 year old birthay
Post by: Brian D. Bray on September 25, 2008, 12:02:26 PM
How true, problems holding your water begin to manifest themselves around 55.  By the time you're in your 80's you often find that by the time you realize you have to go, you already went.
Title: Re: 90 year old birthay
Post by: JP on September 26, 2008, 12:40:41 AM
Quote from: Brian D. Bray on September 25, 2008, 12:02:26 PM
How true, problems holding your water begin to manifest themselves around 55.  By the time you're in your 80's you often find that by the time you realize you have to go, you already went.

If you are working your bees and feel something warm going up your leg, probably bees, going down could be bees, sweat or pee!


...JP
Title: Re: 90 year old birthay
Post by: Cindi on September 30, 2008, 11:07:06 AM
Ewe!!!  Grrrrrrosssss!  Brings up some pretty weird pictures in this mind's eye,  :) :) :)  Have a most wonderful day, Cindi
Title: Re: 90 year old birthay
Post by: 1reb on September 30, 2008, 11:09:55 AM
 :-D