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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Irwin on November 01, 2008, 02:33:34 PM

Title: New Disease
Post by: Irwin on November 01, 2008, 02:33:34 PM
NEW DISEASE
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious and a potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally,
by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else
via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe
out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave
the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Eliminator/Repellant (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you are likely already infected and WORK
is controlling your life.
Title: Re: New Disease
Post by: poka-bee on November 01, 2008, 03:40:00 PM
Irwin, that was cute!  Unfortunately, if you are a "domestic engineer" the virus is so virulent that no amount of antidote is successful!  :evil: :roll:   J
Title: Re: New Disease
Post by: 1reb on November 01, 2008, 09:51:23 PM
OH No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got the virus and no antidotes
Help  Me !!!!!!! I fallen and I can not get up!!!!!!!
Wait a minute is Jim Beam  another  antidote for the virus

Johnny
Title: Re: New Disease
Post by: Jerrymac on November 01, 2008, 10:24:21 PM
Well darn it all. I can not stop my work. I have been working hard at being the best procrastinator there ever was or will be.
Title: Re: New Disease
Post by: Brian D. Bray on November 01, 2008, 11:29:23 PM
Quote from: Jerrymac on November 01, 2008, 10:24:21 PM
Well darn it all. I can not stop my work. I have been working hard at being the best procrastinator there ever was or will be.

My work ethic is never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. 
It also avoids Tendinitis Elbow Ambidexterous Repetative Syndrome (TEARS) which can occur from overdosing on Bothersome Employment Eliminator/Repelent.
Title: Re: New Disease
Post by: BjornBee on November 02, 2008, 12:12:31 AM
I'm a slave driver....I have 25,000,000 girls working for me. And its ironic that their work keeps me supplied in "Work Isolating Nuetralizer extract".   :-D