I spend too much time inside my own head. I ran across the following tidbit which made me recall the 2nd then I was inspired to create the next 2.
Wallpaper Hanger: A person whose business is a put up job.
Farmer: A man outstanding in his field.
Plumber: A man who manages to put a monkey wrench into everything he does.
Mother: The COO, CEO, and CFO of one's youth.
Jockey: A person who's always on his high horse.
Pyrotechnician: A man whose job is a real blast.
I thought of the last 2 while typing the others.
The catch phrase for our main sanitation department here is "our job stinks, but its picking up."
...JP
Beekeeper: One with 60,000 employees all under one roof, with no money in his pockets.
Doctor: The person who keeps telling you to quit doing what you're doing or you'll die.
Teacher: A person who learns more from their students than they teach them.