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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on January 28, 2009, 02:00:07 PM

Title: The Union
Post by: iddee on January 28, 2009, 02:00:07 PM
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'

'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'

'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules.'

The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'

'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.






'I'd like her,' he said.


'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'

Title: Re: The Union
Post by: Keith13 on January 28, 2009, 03:52:26 PM
 :lau: :lau:

Keith
Title: Re: The Union
Post by: BjornBee on January 28, 2009, 05:03:16 PM
As with unions....you normally get screwed in the end.... :shock:

Very nice Iddee.
Title: Re: The Union
Post by: Keith13 on January 28, 2009, 05:31:46 PM
And its never the screw your looking for :-X :-X

Keith
Title: Re: The Union
Post by: poka-bee on January 28, 2009, 09:02:35 PM
heehee, that was good! :lau:  J
Title: Re: The Union
Post by: 1reb on January 28, 2009, 11:18:20 PM
 :devilbanana:
Title: Re: The Union
Post by: Brian D. Bray on January 29, 2009, 01:18:25 AM
The only thing I can say that a Union ever did for me was make me and my employer adversaries.    :ninja:
Title: Re: The Union
Post by: bigbike4 on February 15, 2009, 01:18:32 AM
The only thing I can say about my old union-they took my monthly dues, did absolutely nothing when I was wrongly terminated, despite my repeated attempts to bring them the support documents they needed.  they told me "well, we're short staffed and dealing with a bigger problem at another company right now".
Title: Re: The Union
Post by: Cindi on February 16, 2009, 05:34:48 PM
Bigbike4.  I love your signature, what a road trip that would be.  Cindi