A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, riverrat the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting
about a period?
'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.
:-D
Bahahahahaha!!! :lau:
...JP
good one :devilbanana::lau: :lau:
HMMM I think I got a spankin for that one wen I got home that evening. Even though I used little johnny to tell my parents It seams my teacher had already talked to my mom :evil:
A spanking for not knowing what a period was? :? :-\
Very Nice!
BTW....spankings can be good also.... :evil:
Quote from: BjornBee on February 10, 2009, 01:27:28 PM
Very Nice!
BTW....spankings can be good also.... :evil:
Yes, it all depends on who's giving them!
...JP :-D
Derek so glad you brought your funnies over here. I was missing my daily fix of :lau:
Keep 'em coming.
:devilbanana: :piano: :devilbanana:
A spanking might have something to do with why she is missing the period :evil:
Keith
:shock: :shock: :shock: great joke. Cindi