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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Irwin on February 26, 2009, 09:29:49 AM

Title: Mid-life crisis
Post by: Irwin on February 26, 2009, 09:29:49 AM
 After being married for many years, I took a careful look at
>> my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had
>> a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
>> watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
>> every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.
>>
>> Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big
>> bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
>> 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
>> holding up your side of things.
>>
>> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
>> and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that
>> I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
>> cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch
>> black and white TV.
>>
>> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
>> a mid-life crisis...

Title: Re: Mid-life crisis
Post by: vermmy35 on February 26, 2009, 09:46:56 AM
lol
Title: Re: Mid-life crisis
Post by: BjornBee on February 26, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
I bet there are a bunch of middle aged men still pondering those choices... :-D
Title: Re: Mid-life crisis
Post by: Jerrymac on February 26, 2009, 11:45:56 AM
                               I'm thinking I'm thinking

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Title: Re: Mid-life crisis
Post by: iddee on February 26, 2009, 03:27:53 PM
My wife said this forum is for jokes, not truths.I think I will keep the 22 ++
that I have.
Title: Re: Mid-life crisis
Post by: BjornBee on February 26, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
Quote from: iddee on February 26, 2009, 03:27:53 PM
My wife said this forum is for jokes, not truths.I think I will keep the 22 ++
that I have.

22++ is not the same as having 22 year old triplets iddee...  :-D We know that's code for a 66 year old... :lau:
Title: Re: Mid-life crisis
Post by: 1reb on March 02, 2009, 11:10:30 AM
 :evil: :devilbanana: :evil:
Title: Re: Mid-life crisis
Post by: Scadsobees on March 02, 2009, 02:03:36 PM
Any beekeeper is just gonna have to keep dreaming...in order for a geezer to snag a young'un they'd have to have lots of money... :roll:
Title: Re: Mid-life crisis
Post by: Jerrymac on March 02, 2009, 04:17:31 PM
they invented the lie  :shock: