"If you don't go to other men's funerals,
they won't go to yours."
-- Clarence S. Day
My favorite is "its colder than a welldiggers @$$ in alaska", lol
QuoteAs I lie in my bed at night staring up at the stars, I think to myself "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
:D
Check my sig :lol:
That is true, every guy in my family has his own dog and his own favorite breed. bye :D
I like what my sister said: "Did you know Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands?" 8)
Quote from: ViolaceaI like what my sister said: "Did you know Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands?" 8)
:D :D :D
I also like the one that for some reason not many people have seen before. It is " The higher the hair the closer to Jesus" lol, bye :D
Shakespeare: My signature says it all, don`t you think?
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."-- Babe Ruth