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Title: I think your the father of one of my kids
Post by: Keith13 on March 26, 2009, 05:26:11 PM

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Keith

Title: Re: I think your the father of one of my kids
Post by: Jerrymac on March 26, 2009, 05:31:52 PM

I think his first question should have been, "Did my wife send you?"

Title: Re: I think your the father of one of my kids
Post by: vermmy35 on March 26, 2009, 05:43:12 PM

LOL :evil:

Title: Re: I think your the father of one of my kids
Post by: 1reb on March 26, 2009, 10:31:25 PM

:lau:

Title: Re: I think your the father of one of my kids
Post by: dpence on March 27, 2009, 12:25:30 AM

:lau: Foot in mouth....

Title: Re: I think your the father of one of my kids
Post by: BjornBee on March 27, 2009, 09:05:04 AM

His next comment should of been...."Do you want to be a stripper..." :shock:

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