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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: lmehaffey on May 15, 2009, 01:59:27 PM

Title: UCM pigs?
Post by: lmehaffey on May 15, 2009, 01:59:27 PM
President Obama stepped off Marine One after a visit to Arkansas. Under each arm, he led a struggling piglet. The young Marine at the bottom of the landing saluted the president and said: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President looked at the soldier and replied, "Young man, these are not just any pigs...these are pure-bred Arkansas razor-back hogs. I got one of them for Secretary Clinton and one of them for Speaker Pelosi."

The Marine simply saluted and said, "Nice trade, sir."
Title: Re: UCM pigs?
Post by: iddee on May 15, 2009, 05:57:35 PM
He should have had to pay boot.
Title: Re: UCM pigs?
Post by: dragonfly on May 15, 2009, 07:13:00 PM
Hah! :-D
That was good. I had no idea where it was going. :)
Title: Re: UCM pigs?
Post by: 1reb on May 15, 2009, 09:14:17 PM
Arkansas Razorback  :evil:
Title: Re: UCM pigs?
Post by: rast on May 15, 2009, 09:28:56 PM
 Let em stick their head in my pond for water and my Fl. Gators have got em. :-D
Title: Re: UCM pigs?
Post by: SgtMaj on May 19, 2009, 01:59:02 AM
Quote from: rast on May 15, 2009, 09:28:56 PM
Let em stick their head in my pond for water and my Fl. Gators have got em. :-D

The pigs or Pelosi and Clinton?   :evil:

Wait, was that redundant?   :lol: