A farmer and his brand new bride were riding homefrom the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team ofhorses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer
said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horsestumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbledagain. The farmer didn't say anything, but reachedunder the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the
horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
:evil:I like it way mucho,,,unless my wife sees it then its terrible :-D