Bubba and JimBob were drinking (iced tea, of course!) one evening, talking about women in general and wives in particular. Bubba told his buddy, "I think I'm gonna have to divorce Wanda June. She ain't spoke to me in over a month -- not a single gosh-darned word!"
JimBob looked thoughtful for a moment and then, very quietly, replied:
"You might oughta hold off, buddy --- women like that are awful hard to find."
:-D
lol :-D
I'll take her