A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter
asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a
gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in his face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on
the ground..
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of
you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
:)
Letting one's alligator mouth overload one's hummingbird butt.