Marine & Terrorist
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi
terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The
Marine
was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men the
squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine
reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway, and coming
south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover
in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that
Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know
how to drive.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like
a mean-spirited hooker!
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so
does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road,
shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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LOL :evil:
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niiiice - I'm snagging it.