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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: beecanbee on September 14, 2009, 08:32:26 PM

Title: Honey flavored life savers
Post by: beecanbee on September 14, 2009, 08:32:26 PM
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of her students. The first test was "taste".  She gave them five different flavoured Lifesavers and asked them to identify the taste of each. The children began to identify the flavours by their color:

Red ........Cherry
Yellow.....Lemon
Green.......Lime
Orange.....Orange

Finally, the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. But none of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass holes!"
Title: Re: Honey flavored life savers
Post by: asprince on September 14, 2009, 09:25:19 PM
That made for a good laugh!

Steve
Title: Re: Honey flavored life savers
Post by: Natalie on September 15, 2009, 01:01:20 AM
It made me laugh but I hope you don't get sent to the corner. ;)
Title: Re: Honey flavored life savers
Post by: beecanbee on September 15, 2009, 06:20:56 PM
Quote from: Natalie on September 15, 2009, 01:01:20 AM
I hope you don't get sent to the corner. ;) 

Thanks - I'll try to clean up my act....
Title: Re: Honey flavored life savers
Post by: 1reb on September 16, 2009, 09:54:41 AM
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