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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on October 28, 2009, 07:54:19 PM

Title: The Statue
Post by: iddee on October 28, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.
''What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so
I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a
sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days
at the Smiths and nobody offered me a danged thing.'
Title: Re: The Statue
Post by: Highlandsfreedom on October 28, 2009, 09:11:46 PM
 8-) :-D :evil:
Title: Re: The Statue
Post by: beecanbee on October 28, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
LOL...

(But did the statue then move and accept the beer?)   :)
Title: Re: The Statue
Post by: beee farmer on October 29, 2009, 12:04:30 AM
funny funny funny!
Title: Re: The Statue
Post by: Bee Happy on October 29, 2009, 08:41:40 AM
wow, way to not flip out.
Title: Re: The Statue
Post by: 1reb on October 31, 2009, 12:30:32 AM
 :evil: :-D :evil: