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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on November 13, 2009, 11:36:47 AM

Title: Carburetor's frozen
Post by: iddee on November 13, 2009, 11:36:47 AM
In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place.

For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.

"What's the matter?" asked the policeman.

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"Can't."

"OK, Watch me and I'll show you."


The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.


It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded."
Title: Re: Carburetor's frozen
Post by: Kathyp on November 13, 2009, 06:31:55 PM
 :-D   :-D
Title: Re: Carburetor's frozen
Post by: beecanbee on November 16, 2009, 12:46:23 AM
As a rider in a mixed group - I'll have to pass that one along.  :)
Title: Re: Carburetor's frozen
Post by: 1reb on November 22, 2009, 11:50:17 PM
 :cheer: