Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this mornin' - but after a
while, I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good
bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it
in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten -
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp! I released him into the lake
without incident and carried on with my fishing, using the frog as bait.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that dang snake with another frog in his mouth!
Dang I miss fishin
:cheer:
:-D :evil: