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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Irwin on November 24, 2009, 08:14:54 AM

Title: First time sex
Post by: Irwin on November 24, 2009, 08:14:54 AM
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
a dinner with her parents.
 
 
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first
time. 
 
 
 
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy,
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
 
 
 
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
 
 
 
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door.  'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!'
 
 
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. 
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
 
 
 
 
 
 
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.  Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
 
 
 
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist.'
Title: Re: First time sex
Post by: HAB on November 24, 2009, 12:40:04 PM
Good One! :devilbanana: :devilbanana: :devilbanana:
Title: Re: First time sex
Post by: Mason on November 24, 2009, 01:05:20 PM
funny,

Title: Re: First time sex
Post by: Natalie on November 24, 2009, 02:51:59 PM
 :lau:

Irwin, I love your new avitar!!
Title: Re: First time sex
Post by: 1reb on November 24, 2009, 09:51:22 PM
LOL
Title: Re: First time sex
Post by: SlickMick on November 25, 2009, 03:25:00 AM
 :lau:

Its a good thing that the pharmacist was not her mum

Mick
Title: Re: First time sex
Post by: hardwood on November 26, 2009, 06:55:40 PM
I sure remember how scared I was my first time...it was dark and I was alone.
Title: Re: First time sex
Post by: Bee Happy on November 27, 2009, 09:54:11 AM
classic. :evil: