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Title: Pastors Business Card
Post by: hankdog1 on January 10, 2010, 01:31:14 PM
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

Title: Re: Pastors Business Card
Post by: vermmy35 on January 10, 2010, 01:36:39 PM
LOL Oh God I loved it and the pun was intended.  :evil:
Title: Re: Pastors Business Card
Post by: Kathyp on January 10, 2010, 01:38:13 PM
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