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Title: Leather Dresses
Post by: Sparky on January 19, 2010, 09:20:31 PM
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?





 

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???


Ever wonder why?



(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2716/leatherdresses.jpg) (http://img710.imageshack.us/i/leatherdresses.jpg/)

 

It's because she smells like a new Truck.

Title: Re: Leather Dresses
Post by: hankdog1 on January 22, 2010, 10:01:16 PM
well i guess i'll have to take her cause i can't afford a new truck   :lau: :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: Leather Dresses
Post by: rast on January 23, 2010, 08:40:03 AM
I'll bet the truck would be cheaper in the long run and less maintenance  :-D
Title: Re: Leather Dresses
Post by: hankdog1 on January 24, 2010, 02:41:57 PM
rast i'm crossing my fingers that she might be a sugar momma but knowing my luck your probably right  :-D
Title: Re: Leather Dresses
Post by: Brian D. Bray on January 24, 2010, 05:41:57 PM
Well, if you're in my truck keep your hands off the upholstery.  he...he...

And I always thought it was because the leather brought out our animal instincts.