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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Sparky on February 09, 2010, 06:58:30 PM

Title: New Virulent Virus Strain
Post by: Sparky on February 09, 2010, 06:58:30 PM
Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.



The disease is called



Gonorrhea Lectim.





It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."



The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008 ..... but now most people after having been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. 



It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Votemout! 

You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. 

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Title: Re: New Virulent Virus Strain
Post by: Kathyp on February 09, 2010, 07:24:42 PM
 :cheer:
Title: Re: New Virulent Virus Strain
Post by: beee farmer on February 10, 2010, 01:01:22 AM
What is the # of years before its fatal?  It appears the counrty first contracted in from the Bush :jerry:
Title: Re: New Virulent Virus Strain
Post by: Kathyp on February 10, 2010, 10:55:58 AM
the obsession with bush is wearing thin for all.  the disease goes back  many years.  probably nothing a good sterilization of congress couldn't cure.
Title: Re: New Virulent Virus Strain
Post by: iddee on February 10, 2010, 12:53:21 PM
Poor Beee Farmer, He's missing him already........  :-D


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts1122 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts1122)
Title: Re: New Virulent Virus Strain
Post by: beee farmer on February 10, 2010, 03:18:11 PM
Sorry I must print correction for previous post, the gun twirling smilley I beleive belongs to Mr Chaney.

:)
Title: Re: New Virulent Virus Strain
Post by: Bee Happy on February 15, 2010, 02:28:01 PM
haha the cheney gun jokes never get old, too bad there isnt a "giving-missile-guidance-technology-to-china-in-exchange-for-campaign-funds" smiley to joke about.
:buttkick: or a "count-the-bodies" game but I suppose I was supposed to just let that go.
Title: Re: New Virulent Virus Strain
Post by: Vibe on February 15, 2010, 02:56:15 PM
Quote from: beee farmer on February 10, 2010, 01:01:22 AM
What is the # of years before its fatal?  It appears the counrty first contracted in from the Bush :jerry:
LOL. The first and only Pres with an MBA was GW.
But the first occurrence probably wasn't even Clinton - though that outbreak was bad enough.