A man with a newt on his shoulder goes into a cafe' . The waitress asks him " What will you have ? " . The man answers " I'll have a glass of milk , and bring a glass of water for my friend " Tiny" here ( pointing to the newt on his shoulder )" . The waitress asks " Why do you call him "Tiny" ? " " Oh" , the man replies , "because he's MY NEWT " . ---Burl---
BOOOOOO !!!!! :roll:
:)