An Amish family went to the city on a shopping trip. The father and son came to an elevator. The son asked, father what is that?? I do not know the Amishman replied. As they watched an old woman with a cane walked up and got into the elevator. The doors closed...the lights blinked, than the lights blinked again and the doors opened. Out walked a beautiful young woman. The father looked at his son and said.....Son, go get your mother.
I tried that at the mall but she came back.... :evil:
I'm picturing the look on his face when he sends his wife up and the 90 year old woman gets out.