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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Sparky on July 19, 2010, 10:40:08 PM

Title: Post Turtle
Post by: Sparky on July 19, 2010, 10:40:08 PM
Post Turtle
YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE ......





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While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked,

What's a "Post Turtle?"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there in the first place."

 

Title: Re: Post Turtle
Post by: AllenF on July 19, 2010, 10:55:33 PM
Now that's funny.
Title: Re: Post Turtle
Post by: hardwood on July 19, 2010, 11:43:53 PM
 :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: Post Turtle
Post by: Storm on July 20, 2010, 05:58:38 PM
That just about sums it up, Sparky  :-D
Title: Re: Post Turtle
Post by: ProPacific on July 20, 2010, 06:06:46 PM
hahah cool pic too. Looks like that turtle is paddling out in the surf and ready to hang ten.
Title: Re: Post Turtle
Post by: AllenF on July 20, 2010, 06:18:13 PM
I had dreams last night about that poor turtle on that fence post.
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Post by: jgaito on July 20, 2010, 06:30:55 PM
i know that turtle.  his name is Peter and he has a principle named after him.
Title: Re: Post Turtle
Post by: Jerrymac on July 30, 2010, 12:01:48 PM
The turtles life is bad enough, now you have to go and compare him to Obama?