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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Buz Green on November 10, 2010, 12:53:31 AM

Title: Team player
Post by: Buz Green on November 10, 2010, 12:53:31 AM
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is?  What a team is?'  The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'  The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head.  Do you understand all that?'  The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb ass' is it?'  The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach.

'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.'
Title: Re: Team player
Post by: G3farms on November 10, 2010, 08:48:04 AM
It's always nice to have grandma in your cheering section  ;)
Title: Re: Team player
Post by: AllenF on November 10, 2010, 10:04:13 PM
 :lau:
Title: Re: Team player
Post by: beee farmer on November 12, 2010, 01:18:20 AM
OH! that brings back so many memories of coaching baseball and soccer.  I simply loved working with the kids, giving my time and money for the honor of teaching sportsmanship and athletic skills for the betterment of the upcoming generation but GAWD! those parents were UNBAREABLE!