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Title: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: Jim134 on December 20, 2010, 05:20:39 PM
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New Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors
How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X  
4. P_N_S  
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM

Scroll down for answers..



























Answers:

1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?  :-D
Have a nice day  




 


     BEE HAPPY Jim 134 :)
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one for you)
Post by: AllenF on December 20, 2010, 07:06:04 PM
Funny
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one for you)
Post by: David McLeod on December 20, 2010, 07:13:00 PM
OMG, I'm losing my mind!
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one for you)
Post by: Jerrymac on December 20, 2010, 07:17:36 PM
Guess what I have on my mind  :-D
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one for you)
Post by: Jim134 on December 22, 2010, 07:04:08 AM
Quote from: Jerrymac on December 20, 2010, 07:17:36 PM
Guess what I have on my mind  :-D


Jerrymac .........

Did you get one  wrong  :-P

                BEE HAPPY Jim 134 :)
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: JP on December 22, 2010, 10:39:23 AM
Thanks Jim, this is for you:  :-D

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss intelligence. There are only 5 questions, so don't get all excited and confused yet. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces between the question and answers below are there so you don't see the correct answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?










Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," maybe you should give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.




2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?












Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," maybe you shouldn't even attempt to answer the next question. Your brain is apparently over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.



3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bbricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?











Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.


4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?











Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're in real bad shape and for your own sake you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.



5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?











Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? Or have you forgotten it was YOU driving the BUS!!


PS - 95% of people fail most of the questions!!


...JP
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: Jerrymac on December 22, 2010, 10:49:31 AM
 :-D I answered all the questions correct.  :-D

Guess I'm not as screwed up as I thought.
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: Jim134 on December 22, 2010, 05:11:23 PM



 I got 4 out of 5


           BEE  HAPPY Jim 134 :)
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: VolunteerK9 on December 22, 2010, 05:42:55 PM
Quote from: Jerrymac on December 22, 2010, 10:49:31 AM
:-D I answered all the questions correct.  :-D

Guess I'm not as screwed up as I thought.

Speaking of screwed, lol, I now have one imbedded in my shoulder. Got home from my surgery a couple of hours ago and am currently still geeked up on pain meds. I passed the test though
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: hardwood on December 22, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
Speedy recovery K9!

Scott
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: beemaster on December 22, 2010, 06:40:39 PM
Ok... I'm man (or senile) enough to admin I got one wrong.

When it said "What's a green house made of" I thought of a TREE HOUSE (just the picture my mind painted) and I said "Wood". Oh well, I never thought "I was all there" anyway  :-P

Oh... and there is this:

Retarded Tests (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc86ZXFsriM#noexternalembed-ws)
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: VolunteerK9 on December 22, 2010, 08:48:20 PM
Quote from: hardwood on December 22, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
Speedy recovery K9!

Scott

Thankye sir. I get a kick out of the warning labels on narcotic pain meds. "Warning-alcohol may intensify the effects" If pain relief is the goal then it seems as if Coors Lite should be included with the prescription.
Title: Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors (JP this one is for you)
Post by: Irwin on December 23, 2010, 11:42:38 AM
Quote from: VolunteerK9 on December 22, 2010, 08:48:20 PM
Quote from: hardwood on December 22, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
Speedy recovery K9!

Scott

Thankye sir. I get a kick out of the warning labels on narcotic pain meds. "Warning-alcohol may intensify the effects" If pain relief is the goal then it seems as if Coors Lite should be included with the prescription.
I often wandered that my self.