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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: hankdog1 on January 24, 2011, 11:56:06 AM

Title: Copper Wire
Post by: hankdog1 on January 24, 2011, 11:56:06 AM
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and shortly after, a story in an LA newspaper read: "California archaeologists' discovery of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later. A local newspaper in Kentucky reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Hazard, KY Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kentucky had already gone wireless."

Title: Re: Copper Wire
Post by: AllenF on January 24, 2011, 11:58:37 AM
 :lau:
Title: Re: Copper Wire
Post by: beemaster on January 25, 2011, 09:47:57 AM
How can you argue that logic? good one!
Title: Re: Copper Wire
Post by: hardwood on January 25, 2011, 09:54:27 AM
I'm thinking that these fact finding actions must have been funded by Bayer corp.

Scott
Title: Re: Copper Wire
Post by: hankdog1 on January 25, 2011, 02:47:25 PM
Scott i hear Bayer just hired Bubba on as a lead researcher in the testing of pesticides on non target species  :evil:
Title: Re: Copper Wire
Post by: AllenF on January 25, 2011, 03:03:27 PM
I got a shovel if Bayer needs some work done.