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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Humanbeeing on February 04, 2011, 10:54:50 PM

Title: Is this wrong?
Post by: Humanbeeing on February 04, 2011, 10:54:50 PM
Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: 'John, don't worry about it.

You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go, John.'
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering, 'John you're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.'

Title: Re: Is this wrong?
Post by: iddee on February 04, 2011, 11:01:04 PM
WOW, I'm glad you didn't mention any names there. I told him not to do it, but he says they have the right to be happy, too.
Title: Re: Is this wrong?
Post by: Humanbeeing on February 04, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
Yea, it happens. I once knew a lady that had relations with a goat. I asked her if she didn't think it odd? All she said was, "NAAA NAAA NAAA."
Title: Re: Is this wrong?
Post by: hardwood on February 04, 2011, 11:08:07 PM
Hey, every ewe needs a little help through the fence every now and then :)
Title: Re: Is this wrong?
Post by: AllenF on February 04, 2011, 11:43:15 PM
 :lau: :lau:

My wife did not thing is was funny.   :-D
Title: Re: Is this wrong?
Post by: Humanbeeing on February 05, 2011, 12:18:07 AM
AllenF,
Please tell your wife I am sorry if I offended her, but I just couldn't help myself. I felt it had to be said.
Title: Re: Is this wrong?
Post by: AllenF on February 05, 2011, 12:20:25 AM
She's cool.   She hardly likes any of the good jokes.   :-D