Beemaster's International Beekeeping Forum

MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Sparky on March 06, 2011, 01:48:37 PM

Title: My Favorite Animal
Post by: Sparky on March 06, 2011, 01:48:37 PM

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.  The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.  I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.


I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...???

Title: Re: My Favorite Animal
Post by: Bee Happy on March 06, 2011, 03:45:19 PM
 :lol: I had to "borrow" this one.
Title: Re: My Favorite Animal
Post by: AllenF on March 06, 2011, 05:39:23 PM
 :lau:
Title: Re: My Favorite Animal
Post by: Humanbeeing on March 07, 2011, 12:45:41 AM
I had to borrow this one to. I sent it to my brother. He always says his favorite animal is steak.
Title: Re: My Favorite Animal
Post by: phil c on March 07, 2011, 05:31:51 PM
I'm gonna borrow that one too!
Title: Re: My Favorite Animal
Post by: AllenF on March 08, 2011, 05:39:35 PM
I'm getting hungry.
Title: Re: My Favorite Animal
Post by: Irwin on March 10, 2011, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: AllenF on March 08, 2011, 05:39:35 PM
I'm getting hungry.
Me to for some KFC :-D
Title: Re: My Favorite Animal
Post by: Brian D. Bray on March 13, 2011, 12:20:25 AM
It becomes my favorite animal once it is properly, cooked, baked, stewed, BBQ'd, fried, roasted, woked, or Kabobed. 
Title: Re: My Favorite Animal
Post by: Jerrymac on March 13, 2011, 11:36:20 AM
Cat in the Kettle (parody) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI#)