Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys asuin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin"... "What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
:lau: Thats what happens when u have one to many . . . :cheer:
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Shanevrr- does that mean you didnt find this funny?
:-D
I think it must have brought back too many memories for Shane...
Quote from: iddee on April 23, 2011, 11:37:41 PM
I think it must have brought back too many memories for Shane...
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iddee - Funny, you said it, not me :roll: