Little Nancy was in the garden using her toy shovel to fill a big hole with earth when the man who lived next door peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked "What are you doing there Nancy?"
â€My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him".
The neighbour was very concerned.
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it"?
Nancy slowly patted down the last heap of dirt, then replied "That's because he's inside your cat."
ROFL :lol:
I think I've heard that one before.