Young boy bouncing a balloon in the lounge room -- bonk--- bonk it goes
Mum goes ape put that balloon down at once or ya dead she says
Bonk- Bonk the balloon goes
Mum is in serious pain with stomach cramps ect
Says I am going to the chemists to get something for my crook stomach
If you are still bouncing that balloon when i get back you is in serious trouble
Bonk -- Bonk goes the balloon
It bounces into the toilet Bonk -- bonk
Then disappears down the dunny young fellow leaves it there
Discretion the better part of valor as they say
Mum comes tearing back in from the chemists
Its a disaster stomach pains turns into the trots
Into the dunny -- pants down quick time ----- splosssh and a sigh of relief
Looks into the dunny shock horror what the hell is that big brown thing
Bit of a panic phones the doc who finds it hard to understand
But recognises the panic says he will call in as he is going past
The doc arrives looks into dunny scratches his head
Gets his pen our and gentle pokes the strange object
Pop goes the balloon doc is covered in you know wot
But he is sorta grinning and says to mum
BIN a doctor for 27 years and thats the first time I have ever seen a fart
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