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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on August 16, 2011, 11:27:13 PM

Title: A Tough Ol' Bird
Post by: iddee on August 16, 2011, 11:27:13 PM

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND
A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.



Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

Title: Re: A Tough Ol' Bird
Post by: edward on August 17, 2011, 04:46:33 AM
Huhuhehehe  X:X :lau:
Title: Re: A Tough Ol' Bird
Post by: Larry Bees on August 17, 2011, 12:36:05 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: A Tough Ol' Bird
Post by: Geoff on August 17, 2011, 09:03:34 PM
Like that one Wally.