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Title: sorry, just found this amusing
Post by: bulldog on September 07, 2011, 11:31:21 AM
QuoteWANTED Queen Bee capable of starting a colony to produce honey. Looking for one male bee as well so they can make love and have honey making babies. LOOKING FOR AMERICAN BEES ONLY, DO NOT TRY TO SELL ME SOME AFRICAN BEE. Honey will be used only to make mead and not for anything weird. Mead will be called Double D's Mead. Not looking to spend a ton so it's OK if the queen is the runt of the litter. I know how to sex bees so no scammers please.


ok, how many things can you find wrong with this ad ?  :-D
Title: Re: sorry, just found this amusing
Post by: Jim134 on September 07, 2011, 11:59:12 AM
Quote from: bulldog on September 07, 2011, 11:31:21 AM
Quoteno scammers please


ok, how many things can you find wrong with this ad ?  :-D

ALL of it


   BEE HAPPY Jim 134 :)
Title: Re: sorry, just found this amusing
Post by: Scadsobees on September 07, 2011, 01:45:04 PM
I think somebody is just a little too impressed with mead.  :roll:

And it reads as if they soaked a certain green leafed plant in their mead as well.
Title: Re: sorry, just found this amusing
Post by: Michael Bush on September 07, 2011, 11:01:11 PM
A few years ago on another forum there was a gentleman who claimed to be an experience queen breeder selling virgin queens.  He was advertising that he included a few drones in the queens entourage.  I responded and asked why.  He said to insure she got mated.  I could not think of a respectful response so I bit my tongue...

Someone should put this guy in touch with that guy...
Title: Re: sorry, just found this amusing
Post by: AllenF on September 08, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
Where did you find the ad?
Title: Re: sorry, just found this amusing
Post by: edward on September 09, 2011, 04:45:58 AM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/grd/2582322348.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/grd/2582322348.html)   :-D :roll: :-D
Title: Re: sorry, just found this amusing
Post by: Kathyp on September 09, 2011, 10:40:50 AM
i love craigslist.  even if i don't find what i want, i am always entertained  :-)