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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: asprince on November 19, 2011, 08:49:56 PM

Title: Bad News
Post by: asprince on November 19, 2011, 08:49:56 PM
To save the economy, on January 30, 2012 Congress will announce that they are ordering the immigration department to start deporting old
people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home.
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: divemaster1963 on November 19, 2011, 09:39:23 PM
 :brian: :lau:
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: Larry Bees on November 20, 2011, 01:12:13 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau:

That's so true! That's why I never go too far from home. Larry
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: AllenF on November 21, 2011, 07:21:43 PM
 :lau:
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: JP on November 22, 2011, 05:53:22 AM
So exactly who is considered old today? I must be getting old to ask the question.  :-D


...JP
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: oblib on November 22, 2011, 10:21:24 AM
Jp, i started considering myself getting old when I started waking up in the morning more sore than when I went to bed :-D
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: iddee on November 22, 2011, 11:38:58 AM
I'm not old. Old is not valuable.

I'm antique. Antiques are valuable.
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: BeeMaster2 on November 22, 2011, 12:33:18 PM
Quote from: JP on November 22, 2011, 05:53:22 AM
So exactly who is considered old today? I must be getting old to ask the question.  :-D


...JP
Years ago, my grandfather lived with my family. He kept telling me to not get old. I asked him several times how old it too old? One day he answered me. He said, "When you are too old to take care of yourself". I think he was right.
Jim
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: JP on November 22, 2011, 12:55:08 PM
Quote from: sawdstmakr on November 22, 2011, 12:33:18 PM
Quote from: JP on November 22, 2011, 05:53:22 AM
So exactly who is considered old today? I must be getting old to ask the question.  :-D


...JP
Years ago, my grandfather lived with my family. He kept telling me to not get old. I asked him several times how old it too old? One day he answered me. He said, "When you are too old to take care of yourself". I think he was right.
Jim

I guess I am okay for now.  :-D


...JP
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: BeeMaster2 on November 22, 2011, 01:01:33 PM
Quote from: JP on November 22, 2011, 12:55:08 PM
I guess I am okay for now.  :-D


...JP
Yea, I'm glad we don't have to go by  "i started considering myself getting old when I started waking up in the morning more sore than when I went to bed"
I'd really be old.  :-\
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: Geoff on November 23, 2011, 01:57:24 AM
I'll let you all know when I get there, so will be having fun in the meantime.
Title: Re: Bad News
Post by: Keeperwannabe on February 02, 2012, 03:47:52 AM
The definition of being old is when your sweetheart says to you....Lets go upstairs and make love and you reply "pick one I can't do both."