A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Very Funny!
A homely girl gets on a bus with her mother. Another rider leans over to her friend and says "She's not very P-R-E-T-T-Y is she?" The girl replies "Maybe not, but unlike you I am S-M-A-R-T !"
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