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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Sparky on January 22, 2012, 08:46:29 PM

Title: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Sparky on January 22, 2012, 08:46:29 PM
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.



The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means:  "Glad to meet you!  Don't drink the water. The cows have s#*t in it."



The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you.  Please speak in English."



The rancher replied:  "Use both hands."

Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: AllenF on January 22, 2012, 08:50:33 PM
 :lau:
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: iddee on January 22, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Das ist gut!!
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: lenape13 on January 23, 2012, 08:30:21 AM
Sehr Gut!!!  :-D
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Larry Bees on January 23, 2012, 12:52:30 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: yockey5 on January 23, 2012, 01:15:07 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :devilbanana:
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: vmmartin on January 24, 2012, 12:05:26 AM
That's funny in any language.
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: BeeMaster2 on January 24, 2012, 12:54:36 PM
 X:X :jerry:
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: jaseemtp on January 24, 2012, 01:36:54 PM
love it
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Keeperwannabe on February 02, 2012, 02:52:34 AM
"want a cup"
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Txav8r on March 19, 2012, 01:43:31 AM
New braunfels is 20 miles from my house!
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: Intheswamp on March 19, 2012, 09:41:48 AM
 :-D
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: G3farms on March 19, 2012, 11:33:14 AM
gut'un...........................redneck German  :-D
Title: Re: Speaking German in Texas
Post by: bwdenen on March 19, 2012, 12:20:57 PM
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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