John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
:lau:
The funniest jokes are always based in truth
Man, I'm going to save that one for my deathbed, too funny
Which won't be long coming if your wife reads this thread. :whip: :lau: