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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Sparky on July 16, 2012, 10:52:57 PM

Title: Sitting on a pew !!
Post by: Sparky on July 16, 2012, 10:52:57 PM
In church, while reverently preparing for the service, I heard a sweetlittle old lady, sitting next to me in the pew, quietly whispering a prayer.

It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share it with you.

She said, "Dear Lord, this has been a tough two or three years ...You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite musician Michael Jackson, my favorite salesman Billy Mays, my favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite singer Whitney Houston, and, now, my favorite announcer Dick Clark.  I just wanted you to know that my favorite politician is Barack Obama. Amen.

Title: Re: Sitting on a pew !!
Post by: Larry Bees on July 24, 2012, 06:28:02 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: Sitting on a pew !!
Post by: iddee on July 24, 2012, 07:08:49 PM
 :lau: :lau:
Title: Re: Sitting on a pew !!
Post by: hareman on July 28, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
...and then she was suddenly struck by a lightning bolt from Heaven!  :-D
Title: Re: Sitting on a pew !!
Post by: mudlakee on July 29, 2012, 11:24:50 PM
A-men