Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor living it large - break dancing, moon
walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says:
"Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
X:X
:lau:
:pinkelephant:
My husband and I were sitting at a table at my 20th anniversary secondary school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink, as he sat alone at a nearby table.
My husband asked: "Do you know him?"
"Yes," I sighed. "He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my husband.
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" :cheer: :pinkelephant:
:) :) :)