A man brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced after work.
His wife yells at him and his friend hear every word.
- My hair is not brushed and my makeup is not done
-The house is a mess, the dishes are not done
- I'm still in my pajamas and I can not be bothered with cooking tonight!
-Why the heck did you bring him home?
- Because he's looking to get married
mvh Edward :-P
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I'd like to see a picture of you Edward, I bet you've got some lumps on your head. :-D
some?? :fishhit: :buttkick: try a lot :fishhit: :oops:
Im typing this from my sick bed with a stick between my teeth where I lye i traction completely immobilized except from my swollen lips :oops:
mvh Edward :oops:
OK one more
Farmer picks up an American Indian hitch hiking. The Indian is a man of few words but eventually looks at the brown paper bag in between them and asks,
"Mmm, What in bag?"
The farmer says, "It's a bottle of wine that I got for my wife".
Indian thinks for a second and say,
"Mmm, good trade".
:fishhit: let the beating commence :fishhit: