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Title: What do you call..,
Post by: GSF on September 10, 2013, 10:07:03 AM

How to you catch a unique rabbit?





unique up on it.


How to you catch a tame rabbit?




tame way, unique up on it.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?




no idea



What do you call a one legged 5 year old boy?




skipper





What do you call a girl with one leg shorter that the other?




Ilene

Title: Re: What do you call..,
Post by: BeeMaster2 on September 10, 2013, 12:41:41 PM
 :sheeple:
Title: Re: What do you call..,
Post by: iddee on September 10, 2013, 01:54:01 PM
Along the same lines, why did the elephant paint his toenails red?




So he could hide in a cherry tree.


Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?




It works, don't it?
Title: Re: What do you call..,
Post by: tefer2 on September 10, 2013, 02:53:29 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: What do you call..,
Post by: bernsad on September 10, 2013, 07:17:13 PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still, no idea.