THIS IS AN OLD ONE, BUT STILL GOOD FOR A LAUGH!!
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."
Ha Ha Ha, X:X
muhahaha :-D
Yep, still funny
Joe
Might be old but new to me, good one
Nope, it's new. The old one was a peacock.