Two MO rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the depth of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole! I can't even see the bottom- must be an old mine shaft.
I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, and we'll throw it in and see. So they pick it up, carry it over, count to three and throw it in the hole. As they are standing there, waiting to hear it land, they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. Within seconds, they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to and jump in the hole.
Pretty soon a farmer walks up and asks, "You guys didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
One of the hunters replies, "Funny you should ask. We were just standing here a minute ago, when a goat came running out of the brush doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped into this hole head-first."
The farmer says, "That's impossible. He was chained up to a transmission."
I was laughing my butt off before I got to the punch line. I showed it to my wife, Judy, and she hardly cracked a smile. Old sour puss.
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