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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: GSF on February 15, 2014, 08:33:40 PM

Title: One for the Golfer's
Post by: GSF on February 15, 2014, 08:33:40 PM
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course,
heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay... thanks," I replied.

"Thank goodness for that.  I'm Elizabeth, what's your name?"

"It's Jack. Umm, but, uh..."

"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't   think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive ... I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy and  a little conversation, I thanked my hostess.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset."

"Don't be silly," Elizabeth said with a smile, "nothing happened; we just had a drink together. By the way, where is she?"


Under the cart.

Title: Re: One for the Golfer's
Post by: D Semple on February 16, 2014, 10:17:42 PM
 :cheer:
Title: Re: One for the Golfer's
Post by: iddee on February 16, 2014, 10:41:15 PM
 :mrgreen: :-D
Title: Re: One for the Golfer's
Post by: tefer2 on February 17, 2014, 09:49:06 AM
 :cheer: :chop: