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Title: Confession
Post by: GSF on February 17, 2014, 09:05:34 PM

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . . I'm telling everybody!'

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: iddee on February 17, 2014, 09:23:24 PM

Yep, that's me.

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: BeeMaster2 on February 18, 2014, 07:35:23 AM

:lau: :lau: :lau:

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: tefer2 on February 18, 2014, 08:37:42 AM

:-D :-D

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: stanisr on February 19, 2014, 01:24:44 PM

:cheer:

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