A guy came back from church with two black eyes. His friend asks how did you get two black eyes at church. The man said: "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other black eye?" his friend asked. "Well," the man said: "I figured she didn't want it out, so I tucked it back in."
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Brave soul! :-D
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