Husband's Text Message (by cellphone):
Honey, car hit me when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital.
They're doing tests and X-rays.
Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it did not cause
serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg and they may have to amputate right foot.
Wife's Response:
Who's Paula?
:-D
Perfect example.
:-D
I read this to my wife and she knew the punch line before I read it to her! Just goes to show that there is some truth in this funny...